Hi all, sorry for the delay but have not been able to get internet
in last couple of weeks. Hope all is well.
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I have been having a few more issues with my accommodation, such as lack
of food, lighting, drinking and bathing water and sanitation, but apart
from that it's grand. I now understand why nobody I work with lives in
the District. I have therefore made an agreement to spend the week
days in Bududa and the weekends in Mbale, which isn't the nicest town in
the world but has such luxuries as food, running water and
electricity.
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Friday 17th February, I did some more field work with Bosco and Marian.
I mentioned that I was planning to go back to Mbale for the weekend and
Bosco said that he was going to do some more engineering work later
that day before returning his friends car to Mbale. I agreed to tag
along for the experience and get a lift back and avoid the extremely
uncomfortable commuter taxis. Long story short, we met with a well know
local businessman at a quarry and then was taken to his land and had a
meeting with workers regarding the construction of a bridge. It was
around this point that I realized that we were outside of our district
and that the bridge was for access to private land so I couldn't
understand why Bududa District would be involved in its construction.
It then dawned on me that Bosco and his colleague were being private
consultants for a wealthy individual, and all of which was being done in
work time. I had even chipped in with some free environmental advice.
I had also mentioned that I intended to see some of Kenya after my
assignment and had preliminary agreed to stay in his place in the hills,
which I was quickly regretting!
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The whole time I was there I felt very uneasy and wanted to leave but
instead was invited into the family home and fed and watered, which I
had to accept gratefully. We were there for sometime and it became
apparent that this businessman had a lot of influence in the area and
was widely respected, to the point that people would kneel down with
bowed head when shaking his hand, for which they did the same for me. I
was starting to feel like I was in the fillm 'Last King of Scotland',
and we all know how that one ended! Two weeks in and I am already
tangled up in a bit of corruption!
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The weekend was well spent relaxing, eating nice food and drinking cold
beers. We also went out with a couple of guys from South Wales who were
head and deputy head of schools that were linked to area as well as a
couple of Canadian girls who were working as Occupational Therapists in
the local hospital. Mbale is really off the beaten track as far as
tourism goes so when you come into contact with other muzungus, it is
worth sticking together, which we did and had a very enjoyable weekend
which was a million miles from what I was used to!
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Monday morning I went to speak to the Environment Officer for Mbale as
Marian is turning out to be as useful as a chocolate teapot. I worked
the next couple of days in a quite district office still trying to
understand what was needed within the district, what my imput could be
and where the hell everybody was that should have been in work. It seems
that the few people in work are more interested in sitting outside
under a tree chatting or napping. O well, I thought, I will have to do
this the hardway, so I wrote letters to all the heads of departments
insisting on meetings with all of the them. To use the only printer in
the office I had to use a pendrive to pass my files to Planners
computer. Bad move, as soon as I plugged his pendrive into my computer
it was game over! I have been warned about Africa viruses (electronic
ones that is) and how bad they are. Within a minute of using the
pendrive nothing worked on my laptop and it wouldn't even start up. So
much for the Agencies antivirus software! I spent the rest of the day
trying to fix it and failed miserably and had a realization that without
a computer I was as much use as Marian.
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The next day Dani came to my District to research case studies as part
of her TACC project. Dani had kindly offered my services as the
official photographer for the day, which I did not mind as it was good
to get out of the office. We visited some rural areas and looked at
their seedling cultivation schemes and the energy effiecient stoves that
are being invested in by TACC all to combate deforrestation. After
dragging Marian, the girl working with Dani and Fred the driver around a
couple of villages like 3 stroppy teenagers we called it a day. Since I
needed to get my laptop fixed and Dani had already said that it was the
Welsh teachers last night and they were all going out for a few beers
that night, I made a spur of the moment decision to go with them back to
Mbale with not much more than the clothes I was wearing. I'm glad I
did as even though we arrived back late, we had a cracking night.
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The next day I spent walking around Mable with a sore head trying to
find someone to fix my computer. By Friday, I had had the computer
rebuilt and was working again. However, I was not able to retrieve the
work I had done over the previous couple of weeks but on the plus side I
had a newer version of windows and no stupid Agency software that had
been causing problems all along. The man who fixed it was in the back
of the shop/shack about 10 foot by 6 foot that also had a seamstress and
mobile phone shop in. 6 hours work and Windows XP installed with all
Office apps and antivirus came to a total of 10 pounds. Not bad! I
can't wait to see our IT departments face when I hand back their laptop
with an illegal version of windows installed.
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The rest of the weekend was spent at Mbale resort which is the poshest
place to stay in Eastern Uganda and expensive at that. However, it only
costs 5,000 Uganda Shillings to use the pool (and more importantly pool
bar). Sounds expensive? It only costs 1 pound 40 and well worth it
considering the conditions I live in during the week. I finally got a
taste of the "holiday" everyone told me I was going on. I also treated
myself to an hour long full body aromatherapy massage for just 6 pounds.
Which was a bit of an experience as it was, near enough, a FULL body
massage and the lady who was doing it was not exactly petite. I have
never been in so much pain and fear in my life. I have also never been
straddled during a massage before either or rearranged for that matter!
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After leaving the massage room dazed, in agony and slightly violated, I
returned to the pool to watch more locals trying to swim, which to be
perfectly honest and for some unknown reason they just can not do. It
was uncomfortable to watch as most of them looked like they were
drowning but at the same time having fun. I was challenged to a race by
the best swimmer there who had the body of Usain Bolt and could
probably run as fast too. It wasn't much of a challenge and he was
widely mocked for being beaten by an out of shape muzungu and by such a
huge margin. It is obvious Ugandasns aren't taught to swim so they
would watch me and try to emulate. I have even been thinking of
moonlighting as a swimming coach during my assignment, working
conditions would probably be a lot more desirable! What was amazing was
that not one Ugandan could do a proper dive into the pool but instead
choose to do back flips, which I tried and failed miserably on a number
of occasions which meant it was my turn to get laughed at.
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Dani and I did try to watch the rugby that weekend but it was not to be.
The internet was so bad we couldn't even get the commentary or even
updates, kind of glad we didn't as Dani would have gloated with the
victory with her Wales shirt, flags and even a WRU teddy bear! On the
positive, Saints are back on top!
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Send me some emails of updates of how you all are and even some news. I
have just heard from someone local about Witney Houston, so news
doesn't travel quick out here. Unless it's football which the Uganda's
can't get enough of. I did watch the impressive Arsenal comeback with
some locals which they were very animated about. Keep in touch
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